"Wow, you’re getting free money for doing nothing? You’ve officially out-boomed the boomers!"
"You’re making passive income? That’s incredible. Proud of you!"
"You’re earning just for holding? That’s genius!"
"Do I need a special wallet to start staking, or can I use yours?"
"So you’re printing money now?"
"Just don’t tell everyone how much you’re earning—stay low-key!"
$NoCoiner Dad

Hey kid, welcome to $NoCOINER. I saw on the news you’re doing great! I’m so proud of you… and, uh, I totally should’ve joined sooner, ahah!

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Wow, you’re getting free money for doing nothing? You’ve officially out-boomed the boomers!

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You’re making passive income? That’s incredible. Proud of you!

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Do I need a special wallet to start staking, or can I use yours?

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Wow, you’re getting free money for doing nothing? You’ve officially out-boomed the boomers!

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So you’re printing money now?

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Just don’t tell everyone how much you’re earning—stay low-key!

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